FOOOOOOD!!!

/Caviar, Smoked Salmon, and Edgar/

/Chef Ben/

/Frozen Dessert and Plastic Spoon/

Prisons, Vending Machines, and Toothbrushes

/Santa Monica Boulevard/

I don't remember this. I remember the walk. Apparently, I live near a prison...?

/The Long Road to the Vending Machine/

North Hollywood Toyota.

/Visitor and Panic/

"We're all going to die." "I'm outta here!" "Shut up, you fools." I don't know who does this and I don't want to know. Everytime I brush my teeth, the toothbrushes in the holder and have been rearranged in a scenic tableau. There used to be three, now there are four. I'm happy my roommates don't read this because it may ruin the unintentional creative boost they give me.